Time Machine
Overview
Product Description
Not available until Spring 2046! Do not place orders, we can not guarantee your time machine will be delivered on time. These are only estimates from our crack research staff. Time Machine may not look exactly as pictured. Time Machine may only travel in other dimensions in your mind. As Rittenhouse further develops this fantastic new device, we will update pictures and specifications. Optional golf club storage compartment giving you the chance to go back and play a game of golf with Bobby Jones (tee time required in advance of time travel).
Rittenhouse plans on installing a "time governor" to prevent injury while travelling. Safety First!
Will be available in a purply haze color ; in honor of some guy.
Results May Vary!
Note: When travelling through time, you will require proper immunization against diseases that may already be extinct. Please visit your family Doctor before time travel.
- No need to travel faster than the speed of light.
- Will not expose you to the perils of extreme acceleration or deceleration: Time travel standing still, or sitting.
- Tachyon-free!
- Does not require flux capacitor.
- Goes backwards and forwards in time.
- Lots of cup holders.
- Infinite improbability drive uses customized bag of squirrels as source of entropy.
- Paradoxes: guaranteed.
- Requires 3 AA batteries (not included).
- Optional golf club storage compartment
Deposit not required, pricing will be affected by inflation, stagflation or deflation. Buy a Time Machine.
Patent inevitable.